“Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”
"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."
- starbucks cashier: how can i help you
- me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
free! au where everything is the same except rin has white boy mannerisms and is constantly jumping to touch the doorframe and exit signs around him
- person: get your license
- me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
- More from the March on Ferguson: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) Protest moves to Ferguson Police Station (x) (x) (x) Reinforcements called (x)
- "Where Darren Wilson at?" "I don’t know." ”If Wilson is so innocent, why won’t he show his face?”
- Officers want to go home
- Crowd continues to grow (1) (2)
- “Hands up, don’t shoot!”
- Police bring back K-9 Units
- Ferguson officer shows Ryan J. Reilly his body camera. More body cameras (x)
- Mourners at Mike Brown’s funeral remember earliest days of the Civil Rights Movement
- 2 California cities to give up military vehicles, amid local unease
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.